Wednesday, May 4, 2011

date

wup, the letters bar asked me to check my cookies just now. ten buttons later and i liftin' owned one of those cookies. thats my story fer success. who woulda thought two c's made a x sound. why not give any sound that sounds like x the letter x. as if x is overused and we need to chill out on x. we don't.

buuht, back to the cookies. why are they so boring? i want to see little fucking cookies that look real cute fly around my screen every time i enter a new web station.

so, the cookies story was just a dream from a minute ago. lets talk about you!

how was yesterday?
who are you?
what brands do you do?
how do you define guilt?
how fast are you?

all of those answers are adequate. now they'res a meal! what did you get? o yea, you got steak, medium raw, i know cause i ordered for you, ha. now back to speed. i like a girl to be fast. not like, olympic or anything, but like first in the 100 at states fast. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(man gets up after making boom noise with his mouth and walks out of the restaurant in a crouched run.)

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