2. transmit morris code through a toaster oven about his first wheeling sex crisis, with a toaster oven (unless its Monday, Thursday or if its really really foggy out).
3. campaign for class clown tower's naked and a half marathon (unless Jupiter kicks Saturn in the balls).
4. pull silly jerk from a 3 pack of bio-degradable taint cloths (unless patty cake is truly the real McCoy).
5. smuggle tulips in his possum sack, 6 hours a day for the next motorcycle week (unless peanut butter stops calling for child support).
6. dumpster dive for non bio-degradable taint cloths (unless the fabric is clean enough to wash up the future).
7. drive a Mario speed wagon into a waffling pile of gaga (unless penguins are in heat and the lawn mower's speed limit is close to 7:30pm).
8. way too nasty to talk about (let's just say i found away to a promise of jelly fish).
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